
Let me tell you about my sweet husband. I especially need to do this because I totally blasted him to our entire small group (legendary birthday disaster), and the guys have been on him ever since. Good job, guys!
Even though he thoroughly deserves whatever shaming he gets from that, he’s redeeming himself in a way I never expected.
(Before I share anything remotely negative about my husband, I always feel obligated to write a preface paragraph about how wonderful he is–because he is, really. So, we can all agree that he’s wonderful and all that, right? No need to write out all the ways he’s a shining example for husbands everywhere, right? I mean, we have it pretty darn good. Our biggest problems are typically socks on the floor and his unreasonable tendency to leave the shower curtain open (Seriously, how hard is it to pull it closed?). I feel blessed to have him, especially when I see marriages all around us pretty much imploding. Anyway, that’s not my point…ramble, ramble ramble…)
I have to get up early for work three days/week, and I may have been known to mumble something about how my husband gets to live on a college student’s sleep schedule and I despise it. I would love to stay up late and sleep in (like past, oh, 7:30), but that just doesn’t happen most of the time. It is also one of my major pet peeves for him not to come to bed with me–even though he’s not tired when I am. I hate it when he comes creeping to bed at 3-4am (after falling asleep upstairs, usually). I don’t know if my bristling in his general direction for several nights in a row was the trigger (I’m such a gentle, loving wife…), but he suddenly decided that he’s going to go to bed early with me, wake up when I do, and (wait for it) COOK ME BREAKFAST on my work mornings. He did it once, and I was pleasantly surprised. Oh, and don’t forget SKEPTICAL. It’s a gift. Then, he said he was going to keep doing it. Like, more than once. Now, that’s just weird, right?
My thought process went something like this:
Wow, that’s really nice of him. I never eat breakfast!
This is totally a fluke, but nice.
Okay, this is a little weird. I’m a little suspicious.
Hmmm…he must have a major confession brewing, right? That explains it.
He’s having an affair! No, he wouldn’t do that. (Really, he wouldn’t)
Nooo! He bought a guitar!!! And pedals!!! (He totally WOULD do that) Nah, Judd would tell on him.
Okay, I’m going to put aside the paranoia and enjoy it. I give it two days.
I think I even did bark at him sweetly ask him if he had anything he needed to tell me. Don’t you wish you were married to me?
Well, guess what? He’s been doing it for two whole weeks, folks. That’s right! He even says that he’s discovered that he’s more productive in that time between the time I leave (around 7) and the time Baby Girl wakes up. Who knew you could be productive in the hours before 11am??? You heard it here first, kids.
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